Obsession Corner.

OK I freely admit i have a sometimes unhealthy obsession with the character Eric Northman and the man who plays him so I thought I'd share this with you about him. please note i found this and isn't my own work but still.



Back the fuck up and sit your arse down because your about be schooled in how to be a fine ass motherfucker.

This ain't some weak arsed lost-boys Dracula bullshit,son, this is 100% prime vampire meat called Eric Northman. And you best fucking recognize.

Hes not some punk bitch turned during the civil war,this smooth mother fucker was all up in that VIKING shit nailing those crazy opera bitches with the long arsed braids and discovering America before that bitch Columbus got his sugar daddy to send him over there. Hell you know his fine arse was tapping Grendel's mum or some shit just look at him.

Hes been around so long hes fucked all the hotties in the northern hemisphere and their mommas and their grannies and hes still a mad pussy hound. All hes got to do is look at you and your underwear goes up in a puff of smoke like that Bill bitch at noon on south beach. This pimp is so good it only takes him like 5 seconds to get to third base with a bitch who is undercover trying to find her boyfriend.

Amnesia? That doesn't slow a player down he'll give you such sweet loving you'll have to date a fucking tiger or some shit because NORMAL COCK JUST AIN'T CUTTING IT ANYMORE.

AND DID I MENTION HE'S A VAMPIRE.
You know that means he can kick your arse in ways you ain't even dreamed of and you'll never had seen coming. Shit this VILF even has Elvis on his payroll, that right there should tell you all you need to know. And sure he cant come in unless you invite him, but one look at that blond arse and you'll be butt naked telling him to come anywhere he pleases.

As always
Much Love
StephanieJade
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