The other day my friend was talking about twilight (why I don't know hes bloody 19) so because that shit is nasty and infectious and has so far killed millions of peoples braincells i moved myself away from the conversation.
Then he comes back to me saying that the reason I don't like twilight is because 'everyone else does and you don't want to affiliate yourself with what people consider to be an institution'
No the reason I don't like it is because:
A) its rubbish
B) Stephanie Meyer's writing style is rubbish and doesn't flow right for me
C) The storyline is rubbish
D) The love triangle or whatever it is is absolutely atrocious I mean if you had to choose between a man you could actually go out with have 'fun' without the constant fear that they will kill you or a thing that wont even kiss you because he doesn't want to kill you.
E) It actually promotes incest if you think about it because SM says that Bella Edward and Jacob are based on her brothers and herself eww....
F)And her justification for the Cullens being able to walk outside during the day is that its cloudy in Forks. Well as we all know from Priyanka's sun cream lectures is that 'bollocks 80% of UV rays comes through the clouds'
G) The film is shit cos Kristen Stewart cant act and looks like she would rather be dead than there, and Robert Pattinson is just ewwwww I mean how can he possibly defend her if he cant defeat the fucking dark lord.
and finally
H) He fucking sparkles.
His opposing argument was appalling and I think he was just doing it to save face even though he knew i was right.He then brought up my love for True Blood why I don't know. He claims that 'its just the same as twilight you know cos its a love story and all that shit.'
Well here are my reasons for liking True Blood and the Southern Vampire Mysteries(the books on which its based):
A) Its amazing
B) Charlaine Harris's writing style is really good and actually flows making it easy to read.
C) The storyline is actually quite interesting and makes sense.
D) The love triangle/square/pentagon is good because she actually works out who she is gonna be with in the end with quite a few happy endings along the way.
E) There is no incest really except for the whole maker-child relationship which is explained quite thoroughly unlike in twilight.
F) They don't go out during the day they actually sleep like vampires are meant to do.
G) The show is actually good even though I do prefer the books and though the show does add different story lines into it they make it all work together and they only do it so they are able to make an actual series.
H) Its cast can act and are pretty pretty hot.
I) They don't sparkle.
As Always
Much Love
StephanieJade
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