Obsession Corner.

OK I freely admit i have a sometimes unhealthy obsession with the character Eric Northman and the man who plays him so I thought I'd share this with you about him. please note i found this and isn't my own work but still.



Back the fuck up and sit your arse down because your about be schooled in how to be a fine ass motherfucker.

This ain't some weak arsed lost-boys Dracula bullshit,son, this is 100% prime vampire meat called Eric Northman. And you best fucking recognize.

Hes not some punk bitch turned during the civil war,this smooth mother fucker was all up in that VIKING shit nailing those crazy opera bitches with the long arsed braids and discovering America before that bitch Columbus got his sugar daddy to send him over there. Hell you know his fine arse was tapping Grendel's mum or some shit just look at him.

Hes been around so long hes fucked all the hotties in the northern hemisphere and their mommas and their grannies and hes still a mad pussy hound. All hes got to do is look at you and your underwear goes up in a puff of smoke like that Bill bitch at noon on south beach. This pimp is so good it only takes him like 5 seconds to get to third base with a bitch who is undercover trying to find her boyfriend.

Amnesia? That doesn't slow a player down he'll give you such sweet loving you'll have to date a fucking tiger or some shit because NORMAL COCK JUST AIN'T CUTTING IT ANYMORE.

AND DID I MENTION HE'S A VAMPIRE.
You know that means he can kick your arse in ways you ain't even dreamed of and you'll never had seen coming. Shit this VILF even has Elvis on his payroll, that right there should tell you all you need to know. And sure he cant come in unless you invite him, but one look at that blond arse and you'll be butt naked telling him to come anywhere he pleases.

As always
Much Love
StephanieJade
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They say silence is golden.

OK so I failed epicily and fucked up my life good and proper which can in some circles may be something that deserves congratulations. Then again maybe not.

So I did expect some form of a beating you know a nice bit of ego shrinking verbal abuse about your so shit and I'm so very disappointed but not this. My parents now hate each other because their ideas on how to treat my failure differ greatly. So the whole entire house is silent. I'm quiet naturally because I've just failed and deserve a little time to wallow in my own self pity because no other fucker is gonna give me any are they? Deanna doesn't know which way shes fucking swinging half the time so shes just sticking to shutting up and sitting in the corner. Its not like I'm even old enough to go out and get pissed to drown my sorrows which is really fucking annoying because what else am I meant to do.

This however differs entirely to three women who aren't even my parents or family members.
One is my sisters friends mum who was so lovely about the subject because she knows how it feels to fail at this type of shit. She told me to 'stay strong because it will sort itself out in time' which is a nice thing to say to a girl who is about to have a mental breakdown and go on a rampage.
The second one is my second mum. She always talks sense when no-one else in this world really does. She said it doesn't really matter you can always find another way like ''my Mandy did''.
Then came the text from my husband. She is just amazing. She was like never give up which I think is pretty good advice to anyone at any time.


So the house is full but silent which is making feel so bad about myself because I was the one who failed and so this is all my fault and no one wants to talk to me about anything that might cheer me up because they all want to blame me for everything all I want to say back is why don't you try blaming me for global warming or the economy crashing or fucking 9/11 while you're at then but i cant because the I'd be even more alone in my failure. Maybe I should just give up any dreams I actually had because since when did they get you anywhere in live. All that gets you anywhere is money and power which I don't have because I'm classed as part of the poor and dumb section of society which never has any power anyways. And the only way you can get all these is if your parents actually care enough about you I mean today Ive had more comfort and help from a semi-stranger and a woman whose not even my mum and Ive also had my grades laughed at by one of my so called friends so its nice to know that I am fucking loved.

That will be all.
Much Love
A Failure
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I hate motorways.

Yes while they do provide an opportunity for a cheeky bit of a sing song and all that I still hate them.

My arse is still flaming numb because of it.
Over the past weekend my father has driven me over 300 miles down and across this country and the thing is our cars kinda falling apart.

Hopefully I can get through this week without having to go anywhere a near one of the fuckers as next week I have a four hour journey to my nans (love her doe) and another one back at the end of the bank holiday.

And then in October they will have to be my favourite thing in the world as my delightful father is driving me on a 400 mile round trip just so I can mooch around a university as well as many other trips to the what will surely become a thing of hate for him and plus he has a bad knee and suspected carpel tunnel in his right hand which makes me feel rather sad.

But on a lighter note I think me and my dad will bond this week because we're hopefully going to see The Expendables baby and the A-Team so what better than loads of fighting and explosions with Neeson, Stallone and Austin. Should be a blast (hehehehe I'm sorry)

As Always
Much Love
StephanieJade
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Plugging Does No-one Any Harm In Reality

I know that there are a lot of photography blogs on here but i came across this one and her stuff is really nice so if you want take a bit of a cheeky look im sure she would love your opinions and things.
http://momheartart.blogspot.com/

As Always
Much Love
StephanieJade
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Its Amazing How

A cheeky bit of retail therapy and a good old cheesy sing along can solve anything.
And with this logic I'm gonna go a hell of a long way.

As Always
Much Love
(a now extremly happy)
StephanieJade
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This is a mainline mindfuck

I cant cope simple as. I need new friends, I need to be out of the loop for a while it might help.This is why I need to get away from you lot and to be honest I cant wait.
This is therapy right? Bollocks Even this is bloody scrutinised i cant even put my side of an argument down without there some form of enquiry having to take place this isn't bloody 15th century Spain.
I need to grow up and stop putting everything on display and falling so hard and so god damn bloody fast that's what got us into this mess. I get it I honestly do I'm the one out of us whose either gonna die alone or end up with some skin head piece of scum from a run down northern estate because I settled for the first thing that came along and not the Swedish hunk that I desperately want but will probably never get. Whereas the rest of you lot are gonna end up happy because that's the way the world works but hey a life like havishams is ok to be honest it sounds like a hell of a lotta fun.
But what I really want to know is that is there anything that puts you off me it might be nice to know so I can decide whether or not I like/love you enough to be arsed to change for you.
Because we all know that life isn't all rainbows and butterfly's and we all know that.
I mean at least fucking speak to me sunshine that may be just a little bit nice.
The long and short of this is please fuck off back to your hole and stop fucking with my head cos Ive given up on you I'm all cried out. Blind faith in something as fickle as love sucks, I mean what has love ever done for anyone. Love kills people (Shakespeare people was totally right) and has actually started wars i mean all it took was one mans love for another mans missus to start a full on war in troy.

Ahhh well old habits die hard.
So what have we learnt from this little therapy session:

• I need attention
• I need gossip
• I need love
• I get bored easily so I annoy people by texting them
• I'm a generally annoying person

Anyways

As Always

Much Love

StephanieJade

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I hate twilight and i love true blood bothered? Fuck off.

The other day my friend was talking about twilight (why I don't know hes bloody 19) so because that shit is nasty and infectious and has so far killed millions of peoples braincells i moved myself away from the conversation.

Then he comes back to me saying that the reason I don't like twilight is because 'everyone else does and you don't want to affiliate yourself with what people consider to be an institution'

No the reason I don't like it is because:

A) its rubbish

B) Stephanie Meyer's writing style is rubbish and doesn't flow right for me

C) The storyline is rubbish

D) The love triangle or whatever it is is absolutely atrocious I mean if you had to choose between a man you could actually go out with have 'fun' without the constant fear that they will kill you or a thing that wont even kiss you because he doesn't want to kill you.

E) It actually promotes incest if you think about it because SM says that Bella Edward and Jacob are based on her brothers and herself eww....

F)And her justification for the Cullens being able to walk outside during the day is that its cloudy in Forks. Well as we all know from Priyanka's sun cream lectures is that 'bollocks 80% of UV rays comes through the clouds'

G) The film is shit cos Kristen Stewart cant act and looks like she would rather be dead than there, and Robert Pattinson is just ewwwww I mean how can he possibly defend her if he cant defeat the fucking dark lord.

and finally

H) He fucking sparkles.

His opposing argument was appalling and I think he was just doing it to save face even though he knew i was right.He then brought up my love for True Blood why I don't know. He claims that 'its just the same as twilight you know cos its a love story and all that shit.'

Well here are my reasons for liking True Blood and the Southern Vampire Mysteries(the books on which its based):

A) Its amazing

B) Charlaine Harris's writing style is really good and actually flows making it easy to read.

C) The storyline is actually quite interesting and makes sense.

D) The love triangle/square/pentagon is good because she actually works out who she is gonna be with in the end with quite a few happy endings along the way.

E) There is no incest really except for the whole maker-child relationship which is explained quite thoroughly unlike in twilight.

F) They don't go out during the day they actually sleep like vampires are meant to do.

G) The show is actually good even though I do prefer the books and though the show does add different story lines into it they make it all work together and they only do it so they are able to make an actual series.

H) Its cast can act and are pretty pretty hot.

I) They don't sparkle.

As Always

Much Love

StephanieJade

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