Crisis

He's just the person you need when your having a cricketing crisis.
Ok so all you've done is lost two wickets so no your having a fucking crisis. Come back when the Bangladeshi's have caused a middle order collapse because once Collingwood goes the rest of your batting order will fall like flies after you've attacked them with bug spray.
Maybe Nasser that should be your new style of commentary for everything or just leave it all to Bumble,Gower,Beefy&Lloyd and only chip in the occaisonal annecdote from your days as england captain.
Much Love
StephanieJade
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P.S two posts in one day i have to go to hell to check the temprature so might not be back for a while
P.P.S does anyone know when the next flight to michigan is (hehehe)