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Saturday, 25 September 2010

Russel vs Eric

Russel "Does that help you decide, America? Do not turn off the camera! You’ve seen how quickly I can kill. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Russell Edgington, and I have been a vampire for nearly three thousand years. Now, the American Vampire League wishes to perpetrate the notion that we are just like you and, I suppose, in a few small ways, we are. We’re narcissists. We care only about getting what we want no matter what the cost, just like you. Global warming, perpetual war, toxic waste, child labor, torture, genocide? That’s a small price to pay for your SUVs and your flatscreen TVs, your blood diamonds, your designer jeans, your absurd, garish McMansions! Futile symbols of permanence to quell your quivering, spineless souls. But no, in the end, we are nothing like you. We are immortal. Because we drink the true blood. Blood that is living, organic and human. And that is the truth the AVL wishes to conceal from you, because let’s face it, eating people is a tough sell these days. So they put on their friendly faces to pass their beloved VRA, but make no mistake, mine is the true face of vampires! Why would we seek equal rights? You are not our equals. We will eat you, after we eat your children. Now, time for the weather. Tiffany?"
Eric "If you two are done eye fucking each other can we go?"

And with that i made up my mind Eric beats Russel HANDS DOWN.

As always
Much Love
StephanieJade
xx

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