Complex much?

I have a warrrior complex.
Simple really.
Say to me that your a soldier or descended from vikings or romans or even if you say that im from sweden or denmark, i will have to say wait a moment while i take of all my clothes.
But do you fit this bill? NO.
Your a dutty wimp of a man whore who when faced with a difficult situation would probably run like you were trying to beat Usain fecking Bolt in the 100 metres.
Then why please tell me why you are the one who has stolen my rather cold heart that normally will only be broken by a hardened warrior. The answer is i havent got the flaming foggiest.Might be your heritage i mean since when have they been to war or created a hardend band of warriors i cant even remember a history lesson on it to be honest.
Maybe its because they say absence makes the heart grow fonder but since you've rocked back up ive seen you how many times. Ive spoken to properly only once but that was after you seemed to ring me up in a panic thinking that something was obviously wrong NO i was bored so i rung you and other people so it wasnt just you there was no need to think that you were so superior to the rest of my feeble contacts list.
Man you actually make me feel quite sick you text me and demand to know whether i actually love you or not then ignore me for a while then you say we've got to sort this out face to face (nice to see you wanting to be mature for a change) then just leave me hanging. Yes i do want to sort this out but im not taking control of the situation you made the suggestion sort it out.
Maybe you just need to man up and take control yourself the ball is in your court now.
With the truck load of information i got this afternoon on you i dont know why im even going through all this pain but no pain no gain right?
Oh and if you see me before you read this not that you ever will (hopefully) the only reason im wearing your necklace is because I want to also because i needed something sparkly to wear with my outfit and i havent actually be arsed to change it and also i wanted a change to the whole bar and dog tag combo so now i have the sparkly circle and dog tag combo and you know what im rocking this shizzelle and until i want to change it no matter what you say will actually make me.
Perhaps i should break one of my own blogging rules and name and shame you but no thats not the type of person i am and plus everyone will probably get who you are even without your name.
So now i think that while i try and get over you i will go on a hunt for a swedish (whole or half i havent decided) soldier descended from vikings but that search may take a while or maybe just someone who will treat me better than you did.

Much Love
StephanieJade
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