How Do

I tell you that i like you cos seeing as your a man and dont get the fact that i am blatenly putting it out there and it seems that everyone apart from you and your now brown haired head (i think all that dyes gone to your head to be honest) realises this fact. See now i dont really wanna put into a text cos that seems heartless and im too scared(yes i just admited it) to pull you aside and say it to your face cos if you say no then i would have to stay and hang around you for the rest of the night but despite of this rather dismal fact i have a speech on how to tell him. Bear with me cos this was thought up while in bed at 2 o'clock this morning.
S:Hey can i talk to you for a sec
H:Yer sure
S:Ok listen I like you and i need to know where i stand with you
Enter rest of my life falling apart conversation here.
Help me please cos i really dont have a clue what to do.