Ahh Russia.

Why must you ruin my life so.
You're taking it over seriously.
Even Amazon goes would you like more books on how everyone hated on you in the 80's.
Well tbh I really don't I'm a bit sick of you really.
However you get me out of my ASkars bubble and for that you must be commended.

x

Cork, you silly Cockney cunt

"What really moves me about the rugby is when they sing Swing Low Sweet Chariot.35,000 middle class white men singing a black slave song. However they used to sing Dire Straits songs so its swings and round abouts really." - Lee Mack.

As Always
Much Love
StephanieJade
x

Oh well, the Devil makes us sin.

Well to be honest this is a load of fucking absolute bollocks and bloody god damn annoying.
I hate it I hate it I hate how it just fucks everything up entirely.


Fuck Fuckady Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult.


Ok so maybe I should calm down but I cant calm down when this is all going on how do you expect me to?

I'm so so so sorry I really really sorry I mean I do like you but to be honest with you my dear I don't think it would work.


Then theres you what the absolute fuck am I gonna do with you I really don't know what I want from you cos I don't know what I want in general so how am I gonna know what I want from you?

And there is that still at the back of my head knawing at whatever is actually inside my skull I mean how long does that stuff stay in there? This is another Lemon Difficult moment

Phew that got a fuck load of ze old chest :)
As Always
Much Love
StephanieJade
x